Archive for June 12th, 2008
Name Droppin’
OK, I can listen to Air One now and actually enjoy it. I’m not gonna hold against them any longer that they bought KOKF, and got rid of all my local DJ’s and won’t play all my local bands. But, it’s still not 91FM. Come on admit it. You miss 91FM too.
T-Bone – Name Droppin’
Or is it just me?
selah.
Ah yes, that was me a little less sarcastic, but still all poignant and stuff. I guess you had to know the Jimmy Selah on KOKF’s message boards. But come on! I mean, yes, Air One is slightly, marginally, barely heavier than KLOVE, and while I have a problem with that, it’s nothing like the DJ personality jonesing I’m going through!
The 91FM DJ’s really built high expectation levels into us! What? Y’all weren’t Temp Boy Fanboys too? Huh! Don’t knock it until you try it. Here, go here and play the “Dancin with the Temp Boy Brandon!” video(you’ll have to pause the lil audo music player so you can hear the video) and you’ll see what I mean! Brandon! We miss you Temp Boy! ahhh!!!!
whew. Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. That didn’t seem too gay, did it? (grin)
The Anti-Christ is white!
subtitle: just like Jesus
Y’all can relax. Obama’s not the Anti-Christ. As all us good Americans know, the most important figures in history are white. Just look at Jesus!
Now, you’d think it’d be the opposite. That the Anti-Christ would be black, gay and a democrat to boot. But as far as we know, Obama’s not gay, so we’re still alright. It’s not the end of days.
Unless of course, it comes out later that he is gay. Then we might have to worry.
One thing we’ve learned from all of this Demonocratic election stuff is that non-mainstream Christians that don’t love America, the old Wars on Drugs, Crime and Poverty, the new War on Terrorism, the flag, the Confederate flag, pickem-up trucks and beer, just aren’t good enough to be good ole boys. And, they’re probably a bunch of queers too. Or at least queer lovers.
As that good ole boy Chris Rock once put it; “if you’re black, get back, if you’re brown, stick around, if you’re white, well alright! And that goes for all of our good ole boy predjudices and assumptions too. Black preachers of white congregations? Suspect! All black congregations? Need we say more? Hispanic congregations? Hey! My yard needs mowing! What? More fun after the break.
